pot pourri 

A euphemistic term used by females to warn of the release of an air biscuit or, in extremis, a grierson.

Mrs Grierson's visit, with her gift of Pot Pourri, was most unwelcome.

pot pourri by Philmadison July 24, 2008

Porridge Pot Surprise 

When a man has had one too many drinks and he is having casual sex with some girl...he then proceeds to open up her pussy and whitey into it filling it to the brim ... The man may then put his penis inside the girls vagina and stir in a rotary motion to make it a porridge pot surprise.

Boy: "I was at dat oxygen festival last year and fit looking lass was fully grinding me liek.. so i took her back to my tent and started licking her out...felt a bit sick so i threw up in her pussy and made a nicee wee porridge pot surprise

Porridge Pot Surprise by Dickmax March 29, 2011

Poopourri 

Poopourri is the residue left on a toilet seat after someone has taken a bad and messy shit. Generally so bad that it requires you to seek another toilet to utilize.

Damn, who the hell keeps leaving the poopourri all over the shitter? I'm tired of having to run upstairs because our crapper is so fucked up!

Poopourri by Big Ed Moustapha June 22, 2009

Hattiesburg Potpourri 

The smell of raw sewage that hits you from Downtown Hattiesburg to I-59 at hwy 49 and beyond

The city tried for years to blame industry on the stink. Turned out it was their sewage lagoon sludge that had not been maintained by the city for 50 or 60 years.

Want to go to Turtle Creek?

No! I cannot deal with the Hattiesburg Potpourri.

Hattiesburg Potpourri by Mike T3Son November 21, 2012

poopourri 

When two people sitting in adjacent bathroom stalls take a shit concurrently, creating a mixture of shitty odors. Can be accented with the addition of ineffective bathroom spray, which enhances the aroma with the slight smell of flowers.

What the hell did we eat? We just made a poopourri! Hurry, spray some air freshener and light a match!

poopourri by Velliemay August 3, 2012

Poopourri 

n. any fragrant aerosol spray used to provide cover for offensive odors emanating from one's own ass or another.

Roomate walks by the bathroom and yells at the door:

Dude! how about spraying some of that poopourri up in there?? Dayyumm!

Poopourri by Contrl12 February 22, 2009

Social Potpourri 

human fruit salad characteristic of multiple cultures

Social Potpourri is the necessary "Spice of Life"

Social Potpourri by mix me up January 11, 2008