postsantum depression

The incredible letdown some folks experience when they realize Christmas is over

(typical Monday after Christmas office discussion)

Holy hell, why is Michelle ragging it with me?

It's not just you, she's got a bad case of postsantum depression.

by OldFart77 December 26, 2009

postfartum depression

When you let out such a relieving, loud, or satisfying fart that you get depressed when its finally over.

Joe got a bad case of postfartum depression after he perfectly replicated a trumpet with his ass.

by P-scrizzle December 17, 2015

postfartum depression

Remorse following the act of flatulating. Cause can be various. E.g., one tries to flatulate but soils one's underwear as well (see shart); one's flatus turns out to have an unexpectedly unpleasant quality (usually strength or abundance); (most common) an attractive person approaches after one has flatulated, leading to panic and lost opportunities for flirtation and/or sex.

The boys had fun horsing around in the car on the freeway until one of them sharted. There was nowhere to stop. Their laughter died out and postfartum depression kicked in.

by The Glandsman's Apprentice January 17, 2008

Postfartum Depression

The feeling of remorse, disgust, or overall awkwardness that comes over an individual or group after someone farts, usually used when the flatulence has ruined the mood or flow.

The night was going great until Micky farted and everyone got postfartum depression.

by DEER0123 October 22, 2010

Beach postpartum depression

When you leave a beach vacation and have to get back to the real world. First few days you have serious depression.

I can't get out of the bed today because I have beach postpartum depression.

by Jellybean2oo3 June 16, 2016