Poopertunity

The opportunity to take a dump, likely mentioned when it is supposed to be rare during an extended timeframe.

"Dude, you must take this poopertunity, we're going to be on the road for 8 hours straight without stopping!"

Poopertunity by Mad Brahmin Disease May 6, 2006

poopertunity

The chance to poop as loud as you want. It can refer to the moment when you are finally alone in a public restroom. It can also be used to refer to happening upon an outhouse on a hiking trip or a gas station on a road trip.

When my boss flushed the toilet in the stall next to me, I knew it was my only window of poopertunity.

poopertunity by Sierra Needle January 30, 2008

poopertunity

The opportunity to poop at work

Hey man, I have a great poopertunity while the boss is gone, I'll be back in an hour.

poopertunity by Oldschooljoey June 25, 2012

Poopertunity

When you have a strong urge to poop and the opportunity to do your business immediately.
Not having to hold it for "more convenient" time.

I was cleaning the kitchen, got a strong urge to go and didn't want to hold it and miss my poopertunity.

Poopertunity by Oops I lost it again January 16, 2019

Poopertunity

1. N. An opportunity presented, but not really a particularly good one; Better than nothing, but barely.

2. N. A portmanteau of Poop and opportunity.

From the Peruvian/Belgian: Poop.

After my grandmother died, I had the poopertunity to use that funeral parlor Groupon I bought.

Poopertunity by LEEEO June 7, 2011

poopertunity

When a opportunity to get pooped on occurs.

Dan was happy because during the gay pride festival he came upon a poopertunity.

poopertunity by North Beach J June 30, 2010

Poopertunity

Poopertunity refers to the opportunity to expel unwanted excrement matter from your rectal sphincter.

Please see the example below.

Jeffrey: "I had a perfect poopertunity yesterday but I missed it because the postman was knocking on my door."
Bonswala: "Yeah, sounds like you really missed the opportunity to expel your unwanted excrement from your rectal sphincter bro."
Jeffrey: "I truly did."

Poopertunity by Captain Paraguay December 2, 2013