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portville central school

god decided to take a chunk of hell put and put in portville new york

Parkville high

A high school located in baltimore county where you get a mix of preppy white girls, boys who play lacrosse and act like they are good at baseball, ghetto black girls who rather twerk in the halls than do their work and last but not least... DRUG DEALERS AW YEAH MAN, but all seriousness it’s not as bad as everyone says it is, trust me I’ve spent 3 years here, class of 23 man, fucking vsco ASSHOLES
Girl 1: what school do you go too?
Girl 2: Parkville high bitch
Girl 1: OH SHIT DONT HURT ME
Parkville high by Ella the Great September 18, 2019

Porterville 

The butt hole rim of California populated by mostly mexicans. Where white people are left with only memories of better times before their son developed a meth addiction and their daughter became a cowboy. The town so small and insignificant, that when describing its location you must refer to other small towns around it.
-"Where is Porterville?"
"Do you know where Visalia is?"
-"No."
"What about Bakersfield?"
-"Yes"
"Okay, it's just north of Bakerfield..."

Portillo's 

Has the best fucking Chicago style hot dogs and Italian beef sandwiches.

If in Chicago here is address of best place.
100 W. Ontario
Chicago IL 60654
Man:" Have you been to Portillo's lately?"
Man 2:"Best Fuckin place ever"

Pottsville Grazer 

The act of sitting between another's legs while they're on the toilet and taking a shit, allowing the shit to graze the inside of their legs during it's decent into the bowl.
Ben was dying to drop an AGB when Maddy was on the crapper, when desperation set in he cut his losses and performed a Pottsville Grazer. They never spoke again.

Porterville 

Town of about 60,000 people in California. Has increased in population dramatically over the last 10 years.
Composed of 60% hispanic, 35% white, and 5% asian,middle eastern.
Where you from?
Porterville
Porterville by Pookah April 27, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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