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A part of hell god placed on earth that is full of hicks trump supporters and confederates that no one fucking knows about
person 1: “Have you been to Portville?”
person 2: “What the fuck is Portville?”
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portville central school

god decided to take a chunk of hell put and put in portville new york

Parkville high

A high school located in baltimore county where you get a mix of preppy white girls, boys who play lacrosse and act like they are good at baseball, ghetto black girls who rather twerk in the halls than do their work and last but not least... DRUG DEALERS AW YEAH MAN, but all seriousness it’s not as bad as everyone says it is, trust me I’ve spent 3 years here, class of 23 man, fucking vsco ASSHOLES
Girl 1: what school do you go too?
Girl 2: Parkville high bitch
Girl 1: OH SHIT DONT HURT ME
Parkville high by Ella the Great September 18, 2019

Porterville 

The butt hole rim of California populated by mostly mexicans. Where white people are left with only memories of better times before their son developed a meth addiction and their daughter became a cowboy. The town so small and insignificant, that when describing its location you must refer to other small towns around it.
-"Where is Porterville?"
"Do you know where Visalia is?"
-"No."
"What about Bakersfield?"
-"Yes"
"Okay, it's just north of Bakerfield..."

Portillo's 

Has the best fucking Chicago style hot dogs and Italian beef sandwiches.

If in Chicago here is address of best place.
100 W. Ontario
Chicago IL 60654
Man:" Have you been to Portillo's lately?"
Man 2:"Best Fuckin place ever"

Pottsville Grazer 

The act of sitting between another's legs while they're on the toilet and taking a shit, allowing the shit to graze the inside of their legs during it's decent into the bowl.
Ben was dying to drop an AGB when Maddy was on the crapper, when desperation set in he cut his losses and performed a Pottsville Grazer. They never spoke again.

Porterville 

Town of about 60,000 people in California. Has increased in population dramatically over the last 10 years.
Composed of 60% hispanic, 35% white, and 5% asian,middle eastern.
Where you from?
Porterville
Porterville by Pookah April 27, 2006
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