a great god, always up for any challenge, and known for being the biggest of bullies, wouldn't want to run into a porras on the street, definitely show no mercy. Also known for being great in the sack.
by great green June 21, 2009
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A moment in which a person experiences extreme retardation and stupidity due to an inflated ego, an excess of free time, and incredibly high expectations of everyone and everything
P1) “She said she liked me and wanted to smash, but her eyebrows weren’t trimmed and she wasn’t blonde so I just walked away.”
P2) “Bro you just had a Porras Moment”
P2) “Bro you just had a Porras Moment”
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Bro today I saw porras.spam, you think I can get some head?
Ye bro totally she gave me yesterday but her pussy stank be careful.
What a whore
Ye bro totally she gave me yesterday but her pussy stank be careful.
What a whore
by uh porras.spam hater February 28, 2019
Get the porras.spam mug.Jesus Porras is a man who is just the most goregous and friendliest person you'll meet in your life if you ever run into him make sure you talk to him he won't bite he may look intimidating at first but he is a complete sweetheart he is the most loving person. He is also up for any challenge you throw at him even if he knows it might be dangerous. He has a body that'll make you fall in love, the voice of an angel, a smile that'll light up the room, so funny that he'll make you have a six pack by the end of the class. He is very outgoing athletic responsible people person loving caring passionate about everything he is also a ladies man girls are always around him can't even keep there eyes off of him and can't stop thinking about him he even makes guys cum in there pants when they see him
by Ashley Nicole Alva November 7, 2011
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by AN0SEater December 22, 2020
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It's a slang, and basically means a fucking crazy person.
Is the junction of two words: "porra" + a variation of "louca" (loca), which mean respectively "Cum" and "Crazy" in feminine form.
"Porra" is rarily use on day-to-day at it's true mean, normally it's use to curse or such as "fuck" or "damn".
"Louca" means crazy person in feminine form, but no matter the gender of the person you may calls "porra loca" it will always be in the feminine.
It's normaly use to calls you friends who to those crazy stuffs, most of them socially not accepted, but usually end up as good stories.
It's a slang, and basically means a fucking crazy person.
Is the junction of two words: "porra" + a variation of "louca" (loca), which mean respectively "Cum" and "Crazy" in feminine form.
"Porra" is rarily use on day-to-day at it's true mean, normally it's use to curse or such as "fuck" or "damn".
"Louca" means crazy person in feminine form, but no matter the gender of the person you may calls "porra loca" it will always be in the feminine.
It's normaly use to calls you friends who to those crazy stuffs, most of them socially not accepted, but usually end up as good stories.
by DonnaMarie August 12, 2015
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