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porntificate 

To deliver a deep and thoughtful discourse on the subject of x-rated materials.
Unable to resist the urge to porntificate, the Catholic priest began extolling the virtues of kiddie porn.
porntificate by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 11, 2004
my porntop is full of good lesbian porn
porntop by kyledwilson March 24, 2008

Pornipedia 

A pornipedia is a walking talking depraved individual with a derelict moral compass that spins like there is no magnetic pole.

The pornipedia is a walking talking porn encyclopedia who can recite any and every odd porn trivia from memory and has a photographic memory of porn stars, scenes and pop shots.

The pornipedia is really a rare being and requires a constant feeding of porn. It appears that there is an increase in the occurrence of live pornipedias since the adoption of internet porn world wide.

Pornipedia's spend an inordinate amount of time on 4chan's adult channels.
Hey pornipedia, who is that pasty skinned <interrupts> "Stoya"

Hey pornipedia, who's the guy that shoots ropes and looks like <interrupts> "Peter north"

Hey pornipedia, who's the girl with the lips like <interrupts> "jesse jane"
Pornipedia by Lascivious March 26, 2010

Pornipotent 

An individual who possesses an infinite amount of pornographic-technique related knowledge.

Dirivative of the word: Omnipotent.
I remember when Mr. Chedders told me what Chilli-Doggin' was, Hes clearly Pornipotent.
Pornipotent by Danzo June 11, 2004

pornpipe 

Any medium used to access the public Internet. Derived from the fact that a ridiculous amount of web traffic is related to pornographic material.
I didn't pay my DSL bill so they cut off my pornpipe.
pornpipe by Chet Hatley May 30, 2005

pornticulate 

Using pornography to express yourself. The word is based upon gesticulate, which means expressing yourself using your hands.
George pornticulates a lot using images attached to his emails.
pornticulate by pimpsboogie March 1, 2017