porno pad 

noun, plural porno pads.

a residence with character akin to that often seen in properties used for the shooting of pornography, predominantly vacant Californian mansions.

typical stylistic cues include high ceilings, open plan living spaces and outdoor pool areas.

popularised in the television series The Hills by Spencer Pratt.

Heidi, baby, this place is a bona fide porno pad...

porno pad by L. "Lofty" McLøphthåüs January 1, 2011

Porn-Pad 

The “Porn-Pad” is a regular iPad or iPad mini that has porn on it. Often, infected with virus and kinky pornographic videos such as; dominance, leather, bondage, scat/diapers, wedgie, and any other fucked up stuff. Most of the time they are older iPads that you used as a kid and don’t anymore. If you don’t want to infect your phone or computer use the Porn-Pad.

Person 1: “Watchen’ anal porn on your laptop guy?”
Person 2: “No dude, you gotta use the Porn-Pad”

Porn-Pad by Kalb Sticks October 20, 2020

Paddle porn 

Whitewater rafting images and/or video that elicit a subtle sexual response from the viewer, due to an overwhelming desire to go rafting.

John: "So did you get to go rafting today?"
Drew: "No, the weather was too shitty... Now I'm all worked up. If you need me, I'll be in my room watching paddle porn."

Paddle porn by Keepitrail October 6, 2012