porning

Porning comes from the verb "porn,"

In the infinitive case, it is "to porn"

Definition: To watch porn

Dude, you haven't been talking for a while. Are you porning?

My girlfriend got mad at me because I porned too much last weekend.

by piepixie June 19, 2004

porning

The act of Masturbating while watching porn.

Last night I was porning it while I was driving my car on the highway.

by Matthew Bre August 26, 2007

Porning

That time of day, shortly after sunrise, when you have excellent sex.

"Good Porning, that was awesome"

"I got laid first thing this porning. It was great!"

by Fordman59 June 30, 2009

porning

Scotland: Public sex, especially at parties

I ken yous are porning; stop it ye bams!

by Incredible Johnny Mo September 21, 2007

porning

Porning; verb

The act of plastering a home, apartment, work cubicle or car with pornography, to the hilarity, dismay or embarrassment of the owner.

often combined with kronging

Oh man we totally porned my ex's house last night, then we tossed a krongp-bomb on her roof.

Hey lets go porning and hit up your boss's house!

by gracemaverick January 27, 2008

Porning

Porning verb

watching porn as a sport.

Ray: What sport do you play?

Mina: Porning

by idk wjat 2 do here December 9, 2022

Porning Out

When two friends partake in the viewing of pornographic material without partaking in autosexual acts (i.e masturbation). Coined in the FX television show Wilfred. The man from whom Elijah Wood's character stole from but was told he didn't suggests porning out with his new found pal. Elijah Wood feels very uncomfortable.

Person 1: Let's go do some porning out.
Person 2: Weirdy.

by Ian Motherfucking Curtis July 8, 2011