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Someone who makes, sells or distributes porn.
I knew you was a Porner when I first laid eyes on you!
Got any free samples?
Porner by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007
Words you can keep
The most coveted desk position in the office, from which you can look at your screen in complete privacy.
I can't believe that undeserving douchebag Fleming got a promotion AND the porner.
Porner by C-Chops September 15, 2010
Porner is a collective noun for the people who work in the sex industry.

This doesn't just refer to porn actors and actresses, it refers to everyone who has a job to do with sex including webmasters, sex toy inventors, sex bloggers, erotica writers, erotic photographers, dominatrices, sex experts, etc.

It is a fairly relaxed and friendly term that people within the industry use to identify each other.
"When she posted that link to her blog, we knew she had to be a porner!"

"Chloe is a porner, she works in that sex shop in town."
Porner by HellInHighHeels March 19, 2009
A portmanteau of porn and corner. The corner you spank it in.
"Yo, I'mma go crank one out in the Porner, Watch my shit for me."
Porner by BEEPBOOPROBOT September 3, 2015

Gwarner porner

Two homosexual men have intercourse by sticking there penis in each other at the same time.
Grayson and Brandon did the gwarner porner
Gwarner porner by Johnpork6767 January 30, 2026

pornesian parrapio 

The best name possible
Jin: What’s your name

Joonie: PoRnEsIaN pArRaPIo
pornesian parrapio by Yeetgang October 29, 2018

Porker poacher

A porker poacher is one who cheats with the obese mate of another.
Juan was a porker poacher who had affairs with the chubby neighbors.
Porker poacher by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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