3 definitions by Godspan

Special Projects

The department that serves as a holding place for employees queued to be fired or layed-off.

You better get your act together or you'll wind up sharing an office with Bruce over in Special Projects.

by Godspan May 11, 2010

Pornament

A contest between couples to determine who can most accurately duplicate scenes from any arbitrary XXX film. The pornament is usually judged by an unbiased third party.

Dick and Jane's morning yoga class really payed off by enabling them to take first prize in the neighborhood pornament.

by Godspan December 15, 2009

Snoreplay

A prelude to a wet-dream.

Paul's dream never came to fruition because woke himself up with his vigorous snoreplay.

by Godspan January 6, 2010