Definitions by Godspan

Special Projects 

The department that serves as a holding place for employees queued to be fired or layed-off.

You better get your act together or you'll wind up sharing an office with Bruce over in Special Projects.

Special Projects by Godspan May 11, 2010

Snoreplay 

A prelude to a wet-dream.

Paul's dream never came to fruition because woke himself up with his vigorous snoreplay.

Snoreplay by Godspan January 6, 2010

Pornament

A contest between couples to determine who can most accurately duplicate scenes from any arbitrary XXX film. The pornament is usually judged by an unbiased third party.

Dick and Jane's morning yoga class really payed off by enabling them to take first prize in the neighborhood pornament.

Pornament by Godspan December 15, 2009