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porn angels

the brave women of porn preventing horny boys from humping everything they see.
If it weren't for those brave porn angels boys would be running around humping anything that moves... and sometimes the inanimate.
porn angels by moregretz? December 13, 2010
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Porn-angels

Porn-angels  

A drunken act to hide from a work party so you can sneakly get frisky with another very hot co-worker.
To create some porn-angels first you must:

1. Sneak away.

2. Hide in the porn section of a video store.

3. Things start to get frisky with one another causing the entire shelf of Porn DVDs to fall on the ground.

Now that the ground is completely covered in boobs/cock DVDs, lay down on the ground and move your arms in a flapping motion. This will leave behind some porn-angel wings.

Origin: 4am Video store.

4. Run!

angel porn 

a descriptive term for something in the natural world that looks amazing, incredible etc.
Guy 1: I was in Alaska recently and i got to see the northern lights. It was like, angel porn dude!

Guy 2: Awesome bro!!

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