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Porn-angels

Porn-angels  

A drunken act to hide from a work party so you can sneakly get frisky with another very hot co-worker.
To create some porn-angels first you must:

1. Sneak away.

2. Hide in the porn section of a video store.

3. Things start to get frisky with one another causing the entire shelf of Porn DVDs to fall on the ground.

Now that the ground is completely covered in boobs/cock DVDs, lay down on the ground and move your arms in a flapping motion. This will leave behind some porn-angel wings.

Origin: 4am Video store.

4. Run!

angel porn 

a descriptive term for something in the natural world that looks amazing, incredible etc.
Guy 1: I was in Alaska recently and i got to see the northern lights. It was like, angel porn dude!

Guy 2: Awesome bro!!

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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008