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Porkchops 

Gay men refer to a womans vaginal lips this way
I dont slide my pee-pee into no porkchops!
Porkchops by ESOH April 30, 2006

cooking porkchops 

lengthy masturbation sessions which result in the room taking on an unfavorable after-sex smell such as bologna or undercooked pork.
I know he's in there but he's not answering his door. He's obviously cooking porkchops in there.
cooking porkchops by J Kimball September 4, 2005

french porkchops 

a position in which two females begin laughing as they carress eachothers vaginas
"Hey babe, you wanna french porkchops"
french porkchops by StreetPunkKid December 13, 2008

Buttered Porkchops 

Slang term for a female using a lot of oil/lube as she masturbates using a produce, sex toy, or traditional number of fingers.
"Girl, you better have some buttered porkchops until your man get back. Ain't no lovin' like Tyrone's."
Buttered Porkchops by clairvoyanc October 28, 2011

the porkchops 

she touched me in the porkchops
the porkchops by EZ2NV February 14, 2009

pumpin pork chops 

This describes one who is eating Southern food with gusto or having vigorous sex.
Sweet Willie was really pumpin pork chops down at the buffet!
pumpin pork chops by I, Wreckerrr January 1, 2017
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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