PORKCHOPS

Large sideburns that go down the cheek

Elvis Presley had porkchops

by JAKE+LYNNE January 4, 2008

Porkchops

Gay men refer to a womans vaginal lips this way

I dont slide my pee-pee into no porkchops!

by ESOH April 30, 2006

cooking porkchops

lengthy masturbation sessions which result in the room taking on an unfavorable after-sex smell such as bologna or undercooked pork.

I know he's in there but he's not answering his door. He's obviously cooking porkchops in there.

by J Kimball September 4, 2005

french porkchops

a position in which two females begin laughing as they carress eachothers vaginas

"Hey babe, you wanna french porkchops"

by StreetPunkKid December 13, 2008

Buttered Porkchops

Slang term for a female using a lot of oil/lube as she masturbates using a produce, sex toy, or traditional number of fingers.

"Girl, you better have some buttered porkchops until your man get back. Ain't no lovin' like Tyrone's."

by clairvoyanc October 28, 2011

the porkchops

balls a.k.a. testicles

she touched me in the porkchops

by EZ2NV February 14, 2009

pumpin pork chops

This describes one who is eating Southern food with gusto or having vigorous sex.

Sweet Willie was really pumpin pork chops down at the buffet!

by I, Wreckerrr January 1, 2017