Pork Swords

Another word for male genetalia, popularized by the 2007 movie, "Juno".

"When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to. All i see is pork swords."

by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008

pork swords

An alternate term for "sword fight" which is when two guys play with each other's erect cocks as if they were sword fighting with each other.

Wootoom and Hotzie love to play pork swords together.

by Ryver August 3, 2006

pork sword pneumonia

The act of burying your giant pork sword deep into some random whores wind pipe. After achieving balls deep impact, you blow a massive load of man chowder into her waiting lung. Thus, causing her to develop a sudden bout of pork sword pneumonia.

I dragged home some local tavern ham the other night and absolutely wrecked her mouth with my sweaty thunder sausage . Mabel was looking for a good time, but now she’s just hoping to recover from her nasty case of pork sword pneumonia!

by Truckertittycity January 26, 2018

pork sword reward

The bounty your horny girlfriend recieves at the end of the night.

She just couldn't wait for that pork sword reward last night...

by Cock Neck July 29, 2012

Pork sword

A gentleman's weapon of choice a.k.a. the beef bayonet.

Rupert gave her bottom a sound porking with his throbbing pork sword.

by That's men's talk October 4, 2011

Pork Sword Swallower

One who enjoys partaking in the pleasures of having a man's penis frequently in his or her mouth. They are usually quite passionate with their hobby of engulfing miles of manmeat.

My girlfriend Bonnie does a great dissapearing act when she swallows all of my juicy cock. She is a stupendous pork sword swallower, and does it with such vigor and professionalism. A real go getter.

by Craven Snatch January 7, 2009

pork sword

the spam javelin, cok,nob,penis

"when i was a lad i was a cavalier amonst pork swordsmen!"

by pax September 18, 2003