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Another word for male genetalia, popularized by the 2007 movie, "Juno".
"When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to. All i see is pork swords."
by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008
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When two men gain erections and battle it out until becomes flacid
Jonny: Should we pork sword?
Bryan: Fine. But looser has to give the winner a Rusty Trombone okay?
by BJN November 26, 2010
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the spam javelin, cok,nob,penis
"when i was a lad i was a cavalier amonst pork swordsmen!"
by pax September 18, 2003
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The large fleshy thing between a man's legs. More commonly known as a penis
A whore would say "Whoa, you are hung. That's the biggest pork sword I have ever seen on a customer"
by dahmer, jeffrey January 24, 2003
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