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porkie pies

Porkie pies is slang for telling lies, not to be mistaken for mince pie which means eye.
'No way really jonny you'd better not be telling me porkie pies you fat son of a bitch'.
porkie pies by jackb.nufc12345 April 2, 2011
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telling porkies

Slang for telling lies.
Usually used by southerners, taxi drivers, adult film stars, or a combination of all 3.
Sandra: I haven't got enough money to pay for this taxi.

Josh: You're telling porkies you are!

poodiepie 

A common version of Pewdiepie, often used in a derp version
Pewdiepie: HEY GUYS POODIEPIE HERE FOR EPSODE 9001OF HAPPAH WHELS
poodiepie by RetroYoshiRageGamer November 20, 2015
sexy ass mf who streams
bro is porgiee streaming? fuck yeah I wanna gib suc
Porgiee by Welyn February 5, 2022
Someone who loves to watch porn, who won't hide it and has no shame about it.
I'm the biggest pornie ever, I watch so much porn regular TV isn't entertaining anymore.
pornie by SuezeeSmurd November 6, 2018
Partying so hard you could die.
I pardied last night and just avoided lung, brain and liver cancer.

I will be absent from school because I was busy pardying.