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A hardline Capitalist. Someone who defends capitalism to the hilt, even when it becomes authoritarian and immoral for them to do so. This word is not meant to say that capitalism is bad, but rather describe people who become borderline authoritarians when defending the system of Capitalism. The word does not specifically have any bite to it.

The derives from the words "Tankie" and "Porky"

Porky is a cartoon character from a 1920 Soviet agitprop poster. The character, both online and in real life, has been used to represent the bourgeois or ruling class, a literal capitalist pig.

A Tankie is an apologist for the violence and crimes against humanity perpetrated by twentieth-century Marxist-Leninist regimes, particularly the Soviet Union under Joseph Stalin (1924 - 1953).
Person 1: Micheal thinks it's good that China is now privatizing air.

Person 2: Wow! Really?

Person 1: He also unironically thinks that people who don't like Capitalism should be thrown out helicopters.

Person 2: What a Porkie.
Porkie by Vector Smith August 6, 2018
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A sex position in which one person takes it from the back whilst being slapped with meat, preferably bacon.
Hey babe ur cute can we make a porkie tonight
porkie by Lolcat88 May 19, 2014

porkie pies

Porkie pies is slang for telling lies, not to be mistaken for mince pie which means eye.
'No way really jonny you'd better not be telling me porkie pies you fat son of a bitch'.
porkie pies by jackb.nufc12345 April 2, 2011

Porkie pie 

Porkie pie
a word for Stan being sexy as hell used be dace and yach they all wanna go boogie woogy with lil ol' stanny
Porkie pie by yomoa July 4, 2010

Porkie Fries 

Porkie fries is a food dish which consists of the following from bottom to top; Fries, Cheese, and the main ingredient being Pulled Pork with barbecue sauce.
Porkie Fries by ItzGazza June 17, 2018

poon plated porkie 

an object that is plated with vaginal skin.
Miles: Hey Chester, look at that airplane over there.
Prope: Yes Miles, its a poon plated porkie airplane.
poon plated porkie by Gaydos October 19, 2003

shy pokies

Shy pokies refers to inverted nipples.
Brenda didn't wear a bra today. We saw that she had shy pokies.
shy pokies by Cranberry Bob November 30, 2019
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