1 definition by slothluv
A mixed alcoholic beverage that consists of beer, vodka, gin, and (pink) lemonade. The sweetness of the lemonade combats the bitter taste associated with alcohol. If made properly, the deliciousness will deceive you and you can get absolutely fucked without realizing that you're ingesting a deadly concoction. Similar to spiked fruit punches, porchcrawler is usually made in large batches.
Shawn: Who's down to pitch in $10? I'm thinking of making some porchcrawler for pregame before tonight's kegger
Billy: I had a cup and a half of porchcrawler from last night and I didn't even end up getting to the party because I was so wasted.
Natalie: Mmmm.. WTF is this shit? It tastes SOO good!
** chugs 2 cups; 10 min later**
Chloe: Look at that bitty crawling on the porch. She looks so helpless!
Megan: It's funny because she probably had some of Shawn's porchcrawler, that shit gets you fucked!
Billy: I had a cup and a half of porchcrawler from last night and I didn't even end up getting to the party because I was so wasted.
Natalie: Mmmm.. WTF is this shit? It tastes SOO good!
** chugs 2 cups; 10 min later**
Chloe: Look at that bitty crawling on the porch. She looks so helpless!
Megan: It's funny because she probably had some of Shawn's porchcrawler, that shit gets you fucked!
by slothluv October 3, 2013