porch nug

a gathering of porch monkeys around a party tray of chick fil a nuggets. This event often includes some or all of the following as well: alcohol, drugs, music, farm animals, fires, and Russian order brides. It can act as a pregame, after party, or the main event. By invitation only as there are usually only so many nuggets to go around.

Are y'all trying to porch nug tonight?

porch nug by stonecrest Cindy Lou Who December 19, 2010

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Nug Pouch

A soft sack or bag containing 2 or more of a certain item, usually "nugs".

I could not stop laughing after Stevie got hit in the nug pouch with the hockey puck.

Nug Pouch by SteezyT August 19, 2011

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NUGGET POUCH

the testicles, the boys, the danglers, the brain, the clackers, bean bag.

My friend said he wasn't well-endowed, and went on to say it was like a mushroom cap resting on a nugget pouch.

NUGGET POUCH by weave August 31, 2003

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Scrotum

Hey my nugget pouch is icy. I hope it doesn't shrivel.

nugget pouch by Sluggo January 14, 2003

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Ballsack

Looked like she was smugglin chubacca in her nugget pouch.

nugget pouch by POOPmanTURD March 24, 2010

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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