porch nug

a gathering of porch monkeys around a party tray of chick fil a nuggets. This event often includes some or all of the following as well: alcohol, drugs, music, farm animals, fires, and Russian order brides. It can act as a pregame, after party, or the main event. By invitation only as there are usually only so many nuggets to go around.

Are y'all trying to porch nug tonight?

porch nug by stonecrest Cindy Lou Who December 19, 2010

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Nug Pouch

A soft sack or bag containing 2 or more of a certain item, usually "nugs".

I could not stop laughing after Stevie got hit in the nug pouch with the hockey puck.

Nug Pouch by SteezyT August 19, 2011

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NUGGET POUCH

the testicles, the boys, the danglers, the brain, the clackers, bean bag.

My friend said he wasn't well-endowed, and went on to say it was like a mushroom cap resting on a nugget pouch.

NUGGET POUCH by weave August 31, 2003

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Scrotum

Hey my nugget pouch is icy. I hope it doesn't shrivel.

nugget pouch by Sluggo January 14, 2003

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Ballsack

Looked like she was smugglin chubacca in her nugget pouch.

nugget pouch by POOPmanTURD March 24, 2010

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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