poraemons 

poraemons is a group of friends from twitter who met through @2JOONIE's au SoS or Songs Of Spring

Poraemons the cutest

poraemons endgame

poraemons by bhiepancakes June 30, 2021

Legendary Pokemons 

Gender-less creatures that cannot breed with dittos. Awesome power, but can't damn breed. Probably virgins but some have a certain gender. Humans capture them into small capsules for fun and then use them for battle and nearly kill them over and over just for their entertainment.

Kid: I have every Legendary Pokemons ever made!

Kid 2: Hacker dick.

Legendary Pokemons by mystareeh June 2, 2011

Paramonster 

A person who has become obsessed with the lyrical and musical creations of the band "Paramore"

My girlfriend has become a "Paramonster" so badly even I know the lyrics.

Paramonster by Rodimusdawg October 16, 2008

porkemon 

the children's show pokemon turned into a porno.

freak- "did you see that porkemon video on the internet!? it was great!"

normal person- "fuck you"

porkemon by jack-knob May 30, 2009

My pokemons 

My Pokemons let me show you them

Danny: What are you playing
Sam: Pokemon
Danny: Pokemon
Sam:My Pokemons let me show you them

My pokemons by Richie Roman March 6, 2008

portemonnaie

German for "wallet" or "man purse".

In the most common context in the United States, the word portemonnaie is used to refer to an extremely large, feminine, extravagant, and overly gilded wallet in which a male uses. Most can fit keys and even cell phones comfortably inside of them. However, use of the word "portemonnaie" is always in a teasing or insulting context.

Markin: I got a new portemonnaie, yay!
Kirk: Very homosexual looking..

portemonnaie by Purifico May 29, 2004

portemonnaie

noun
a more insulting way of saying man purse

When my friend brought his portemonnaie to school I started to question his sexual preference.

portemonnaie by Billy Bob May 28, 2004