A juicy thick sandwich with a mayonnaise dressing that finishes that crunchy ass like a suit and tie. It is meant to be chucked into someones face so that it pops their eyes out, and then eaten with glorious pain.
Colonel Sanders: If I hear one more mention of that stupid sandwich that is stealing my customers, you betcha life I will Popeyes Chicken Sandwich them down to the core.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.