An affliction similar to whiskey dick, experienced only after mass consumption of the bottom shelf
vodka known as Popov. In this situation, a man's healthy
erection is struck down and remains deader then disco, therefore ruining all potential chances of sexual gratification for the rest of the night. Secondary symptoms include feelings of
shame, emasculation, and frustration.
Jon: So what ever happened with you
Abbey last
night? Did you end up slippin her the
old Hebrew National?
Josh: Man, I tried, but...I drank too much vodka and got a bad case of the Popov penis.
Jon. ...rough dogg.