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To have everything in the world handed to you, despite neither deserving nor earning any of it and then throwing it away, all while ruining other's lives. Becoming a running joke and existing solely as a caution to others not to emulate you. To rise to mediocrity and pseudo-celebrity status, only to fall back into the depths of obscurity long before your fifteen minutes have expired. In short: to blow it.
Kevin Federlines ENTIRE LIFE is popozao. You have been warned.
by The Great Brandonio December 31, 2005
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A dirty talentless leech that sponges off his baby's mama
i gots me a record deal from PopoZaoin' britney spears in the ass
by 8 one December 28, 2005
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Large, voluptuous ass, in Brazilian Portuguese. Should be written with a ~ over the A
She has a popozão (POPOZAO)
by João Marcelo January 04, 2006
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A derivative of the Brazilian slang for "ass". To call someone a popozao in English, though, is to accuse them of douchebaggery worthy of Kevin Federline and his ill-fated rap career.
Dude, what do you mean you're not coming out with us? Don't be such a popozao.
by Geoffrey Bara October 21, 2008
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A big dumpy dub-tay (wt) man who escaped from the trailer park and went wild.
Yo! I am all over this B*tch POPOZAOIN and aint nobody gonna stop me!!!
by Poopoopzao January 27, 2006
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