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To have everything in the world handed to you, despite neither deserving nor earning any of it and then throwing it away, all while ruining other's lives. Becoming a running joke and existing solely as a caution to others not to emulate you. To rise to mediocrity and pseudo-celebrity status, only to fall back into the depths of obscurity long before your fifteen minutes have expired. In short: to blow it.
Kevin Federlines ENTIRE LIFE is popozao. You have been warned.
PopoZao by The Great Brandonio December 31, 2005
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A dirty talentless leech that sponges off his baby's mama
i gots me a record deal from PopoZaoin' britney spears in the ass
PopoZao by 8 one December 28, 2005
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Large, voluptuous ass, in Brazilian Portuguese. Should be written with a ~ over the A
She has a popozão (POPOZAO)
PopoZao by João Marcelo January 6, 2006
A derivative of the Brazilian slang for "ass". To call someone a popozao in English, though, is to accuse them of douchebaggery worthy of Kevin Federline and his ill-fated rap career.
Dude, what do you mean you're not coming out with us? Don't be such a popozao.
Popozao by Geoffrey Bara February 25, 2009
in portuguese it means "bring your ass"
erin maria and krista know how to popoZao.
popoZao by rave on June 11, 2006
To indicate to another that you wish to cease discussion on whatever the active subject may be.
Person #1: "I don't know what kind of flowers I want at my wedding. I like lilies, but I also like carnations. Carnations are probably too 'cheap' though. Oooo... what about tulips? Aren't tulips great? Are they even in season though? I would totally die if I could get tulips. Or maybe just lilies. Those are kind of classic, huh?"

Person #2: "PopoZao."
PopoZao by Tony Alexander June 26, 2006
A big dumpy dub-tay (wt) man who escaped from the trailer park and went wild.
Yo! I am all over this B*tch POPOZAOIN and aint nobody gonna stop me!!!
PopoZao by Poopoopzao July 16, 2008