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Pootly-nautch 

a puppetshow drama for kids, teenagers and peter pan complexed adults.
Girl: That group is so cozen(to cheat or fool). Theyput on a Pootly-nautch skit about how, the Jane puppet blew a guy at a beachouse.

All the puppets E and Jane did was talk about the John puppets vendeta and new puppet love for the jess puppet, and the death of Jane. E puppet kissed alot, told jane puppet he had cared about her since met in school and there was no blowing untill months later in the show. When the script went threw. The jane puppet was In love with the John puppet. Let go, for love to give the john puppet happieness. Cozen handeld the skit. Put the Jane puppet with the E puppet claiming the John puppet wanted war againsed her, never to see her again.
Guy: I'm in syrt(sinking quick sand) now. My hand won't work to get the show on the right track for the cozen that worship me. I have a rep to protect.
Girl: You'd better come correct son. I always loved your Golilla characture
Guy; wtf is that again?
Girl: A high stiff collar worn by an Italian nobelman durring the seventeenth century.
Guy:IDK what to write.
Girl:Puppetmaster write the truth in your heart 4 once.
Pootly-nautch by scaldabanco October 22, 2009
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pootly-nautch 

The hangy-down bit of fat on a cat's belly after it gets neutered/spayed.
Every time the cat jumps on the table, his pootly-nautch knocks the lamp to the floor.
pootly-nautch by Nostradamus Fatback February 21, 2010
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pootly nauch

slang for "pretty nice"
That piece of ass is pootly nauch.
pootly nauch by Steve December 16, 2003

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

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Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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