What Harry Potter was really looking for... also makes for some great porno titles - i.e. Hairy Pooter and the Order of the Penis or Hairy Pooter and the Full-Blood Prince Albert
See also muff,
cunt,bearded clam,cooter,
twat,snatch gash,bearded
taco,fuckhole,cum depository,meat wallet,peach,stench trench,parking spot, and tampon socket.
Fuck that, I will never read Harry
Potter, just give me some of that hairy
pooter and we'll call it even.
I told the bitch she had a hairy
pooter and she shaved it for me.