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poot atoms

Lingering, gaseous particles that stank up a room, usually following an "SBD"SBD
Gross! I let one go and those poot atoms are kickin'.
by Ric Dog June 6, 2003
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mashed pootatoes

Mashed POO-ta-TOES

The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.
Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"

Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."
by o2bsoulman February 9, 2010
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