poostalker 

A parent of a new baby who is obsessed by their child's bowel movements (i.e. every new parent).

A: Crispin hasn't done a poo in three days; I'm waiting for a big one.
B: I'm eating my breakfast goshdarnit - you are such a poostalker!

poostalker by numbershaper May 27, 2010

poostabber 

a male homosexual

Elton John is a poostabber

poostabber by E. Roberts April 30, 2003

poontanker

1.one who tanks poon, a pussy, a fagball, a fruitwad, a butthole pilot, a cream cheese asswad, an ass clown, Ben Affleck, a queer
2. one who cums too early( Ben Affleck, if he even can, u poontanker)

"Ben Affleck's the biggest poontanker on earth... him and Saddam."

poontanker by Rick Shanley August 2, 2003

poontankerous 

A feeling of frustration commonly found in people who have been deprived of sexual intercourse for an extended period of time.

"Mark had not had sex since breaking up with his girlfriend over a month ago and was beginning to feel poontankerous."

poontankerous by Alison Marks September 27, 2008

Pedostalker 

A pedophile who seeks pleasure not in molesting young children but through stalking them.

John the Pedostalker is so freakin' scary, even though I know he won't really harm me.

Pedostalker by pedokiller August 14, 2012

Poontaker 

Noun- Stemming from the Latin root Poonius Tactus, Poontaker is derived from a misspelling of the word "Roommate" using the texting application T9. Used in latin and then later seen in old english as Poontankium, a "Poontaker" is someone in your house who is very calming to others around them when doing their business, as confirmed by the scholarly and diplomatic lingua franca of Europe.

- Do you know anyone who is looking a new poontaker?

-I have some of the worst poontakers around.

-My poontaker keeps eating all my food.

-When im stressed, i just look to my poontaker for a little r and r.

Poontaker by WhatwordsyouspeakingFrenchy June 27, 2009

poontacker 

someone who attacks the vagina with a large sandpapery object

Gurll i heard that you poontackered someone last night?

Was that fun?!

poontacker by shananay January 2, 2008