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poostalker
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A parent of a
new baby
who is obsessed by their
child's
bowel
movements (i.e. every new parent).
A:
Crispin
hasn't done a poo in three days; I'm waiting for a big one.
B: I'm eating
my breakfast
goshdarnit
- you are such a poostalker!
by
numbershaper
May 27, 2010
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