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poostalker 

A parent of a new baby who is obsessed by their child's bowel movements (i.e. every new parent).
A: Crispin hasn't done a poo in three days; I'm waiting for a big one.
B: I'm eating my breakfast goshdarnit - you are such a poostalker!
poostalker by numbershaper May 27, 2010

Pedostalker 

A pedophile who seeks pleasure not in molesting young children but through stalking them.
John the Pedostalker is so freakin' scary, even though I know he won't really harm me.
Pedostalker by pedokiller August 14, 2012

PodStalking 

To search all over ITunes, Libsyn, etc etc to find and listen to podcast interviews of your favorite author, celebrity, people, etc.
I have now listened to 4 new sci-fi/fantasy podcasts, on 2 different networks podstalking Neil Gaiman.
PodStalking by RavenHarte December 4, 2014

Podstalking 

Looking through someone's music playing device without them knowing.
I was podstalking Hunter the other day; he has some really weird music in his iPod
Podstalking by Dodecaheadron December 1, 2010
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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