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poostalker 

A parent of a new baby who is obsessed by their child's bowel movements (i.e. every new parent).
A: Crispin hasn't done a poo in three days; I'm waiting for a big one.
B: I'm eating my breakfast goshdarnit - you are such a poostalker!
poostalker by numbershaper May 27, 2010
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Pedostalker 

A pedophile who seeks pleasure not in molesting young children but through stalking them.
John the Pedostalker is so freakin' scary, even though I know he won't really harm me.
Pedostalker by pedokiller August 14, 2012

PodStalking 

To search all over ITunes, Libsyn, etc etc to find and listen to podcast interviews of your favorite author, celebrity, people, etc.
I have now listened to 4 new sci-fi/fantasy podcasts, on 2 different networks podstalking Neil Gaiman.
PodStalking by RavenHarte December 4, 2014

Podstalking 

Looking through someone's music playing device without them knowing.
I was podstalking Hunter the other day; he has some really weird music in his iPod
Podstalking by Dodecaheadron December 1, 2010

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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