pooriod

A miserable dose of the shits, lasting several days, for which you wish you could bung your arse up to mop things up and stop you from making a mess.

Example: Sorry lads, I can't come out for some beer as I've got a pooriod and wouldn't be any fun to be with.

by Undergroover January 2, 2009

Pooriod

When a chick takes a shit and gets her period at the same time

by Pitsnoggler December 20, 2010

The shit a girl has to take right before she gets her period

I have awful cramps and just took a pooriod...I must be getting my period.

by Same320 November 29, 2011

When you menstruate and shit at the same time, causing them to mix together.

by Iggi Niggi August 3, 2021