Parformance

An elision of the word Par (n. And v.), made well known by British Grime artist Tempa T and the word performance.

Used to generalise how good/bad someone's pars have been.

ROADMAN #1: Raaaar, you've mugged bare people off today blud

ROADMAN #2: Trust fam... It's been a solid Parformance.

by CB9300 May 18, 2015

Performance activism

When someone uses a “woke” cause to ensure their social media following knows that they care... when actually, all they care about is their influencer status and the amount of like they’ll get.

“Hey, have you seen that Guy is constantly posting about this cause on his feed?”
“Yeah, of course... they have to at least LOOK like they care. Performance activism is his forte. That’s perfect follower material, right there!”

by MisSTeresaGreen June 9, 2020

Performance Punishment

Due to a high level of motivation and repeat successes you are selected by your superiors to do more work than your peers because you do your job and good at it. This frequently entails extra hours, multitasking, et cetera. The punishment is that you get to watch the underperformer, who is not doing their job, get rewarded via time off, free time, leave work on time and so on. This is common in the military, other government jobs, or large corporations where, due to bureaucracy, it is difficult to get rid of a bad employee.

Sean isn't a workaholic or a brown nose. Since his coworker Steve does nothing all day long, Sean's performance punishment is that he always has to stay late and take on extra projects to make up for Steve.

by ImperialFleet1 February 16, 2015

The standard of kpop performance

Choi san member of ATEEZ is the standard of kpop performance as it was said by professional dancers " the man who will upgrade the standard of k-pop performance."

Do you know who is the standard of kpop performance?
"You mean choi san the standard, the standard of the 4th gen and upcoming gens. YESSS!! We love to see it"

by Stanchoisanforbetterlife June 19, 2020

preformance

what you write if you can't spell

hi i'm 98gt and today i'm gonna revoew this ricer's pREFORMANCE

by _eurie July 1, 2018

Poor Performance

When you do something stupid or make a mistake. Can be used as an excuse when ever you do something you regret. Its like "ohh i was drunk" but its better because it can be used whenever. When you say poor performance it makes everything better.

Last night i got arrested for being drunk. Poor performance
Last night i hooked up with a fat girl. Poor performance

I got a 27 on my chem final. Poor performance

I drank so much i had to go to the hospital. Poor performance

When you say it, it makes everything better :-)

by marlins8283 January 3, 2011

performance art

(verb) to masturbate

I'm going to go in my room and performance art. It should be messy.

by ssssssssam October 29, 2006