poor person 

Christian Le, stupid ass can't even afford a free game.

"You should get tetris. It's a free game."
"Can't I'm a poor person"

poor person by T H O T P O L I C E October 9, 2018

Poor person 

Owning a nonapple produced phone.

Friend: I have a galaxy s9 edge
Me: ew I didn’t know you were a poor person

Poor person by John hon February 18, 2019

poor person 

one who's headphones has wires

that guy is a real poor person he isnt even using apple

poor person by Jaden Mckenzie January 31, 2019

Poor person soda 

Extremely cheap, off brand soda. Usually found at your local dollar store or at your drunk stepdad's place. Tastes like carbonated backwash.

"goddammit Michael! Get your filthy fingers off my poor person soda! What are you trying to do? Feed the whole neighborhood?!?

Poor person soda by Littypill98 April 14, 2021

I am [person] in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

A definition originating in 2024.
Origin;
I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am not the original creator of this definition.

I am person in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am [person] in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad by fortcraft moment February 25, 2025

The May Pooperson 

When you have raunchy anal sex with monkeys and then have the 4 egg special in a rundown Dennys in South Central LA. You then go on to buy 19 cherry (NOT Apple) pies and rape them with a thorny dildo. Afterwards you stay up for over 3 weeks watching Avatar the Last Airbender whilst eating sumptuous ammounts of frozen peas.

"Dude I totally pulled the May Pooperson"

"...what the fuck is wrong with you"

The May Pooperson by 5ma8mt November 1, 2011

poopersonic 

A visit to the toilet that produces more sound than substance, much to the embarrassment of the flatulent defecator or defacatrix.

Another bloody poopersonic, alas!

poopersonic by Rob9811 October 31, 2010