poopcough

A loud or obnoxious cough which occurs in the middle of taking a burly dump.

I fractured a tooth last night when I had a particularly violent poopcough.

by glcrisman August 20, 2013

poopycouch

A sofa or couch that has doo-doo under its cushoin cause the person in line for the bathroom REALLY had to go; normally friends couches, and couches at parties

Bob:dude whats that smell?
Sydney: are you sitting on the couch?
Bob: YA
Sydney: ughhh! well last night at my party some one took a little fart-dragon under the cushion of my couch.
Bob: man Sydney, someone gave you a major poopycouch

by Bizzy-Drizzy-Dradle March 11, 2011

poopcooch

Another name for the disease vaginosis, which is caused by a woman wiping backwards.

Whats the fuck? Smells like someone in the room got a bad case of poopcooch.

by Jamie&Ashley February 13, 2003

Poopmouth

Poopmouth is a person who has incredibly bad breath, as if they had eaten fecal matter. It may smell as if they had eaten a poop sandwich.

Brush your teeth, poopmouth!

by trinketsntreats April 24, 2009

poopouch

A person who is unpleasant to be around. One who acts annoying or stupid and has a habit of saying things that donot make any sense. One who who has a tendency to piss off others in an effort to make friends or get others to pay attention to them.

"Did you meet Brenda's new boyfriend? I don't know what she sees in him, honestly. He's a poopouch."

by mrmcracken April 26, 2010

Poopmouth

referring to a girl/guy who has licked a butthole, tossed a salad, played the rusty trombone, etc.

dont kiss that girl shes a poopmouth

by license to chill February 9, 2006

Poopoúgenna

A Christmas poo. Derived from the Greek word Christoúgenna.

Wow, that Poopoúgenna was a big one. Time to open presents!

by EJM1618 February 12, 2021