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Poopy Fingers 

When you're fingering a girl and you give her the shocker, and it results in your finger(s) being covered in fecal matter.
"I just gave her the shocker and now I have poopy fingers."

Aw man, there's poopy fingers doing what he does best.
Poopy Fingers by RoyPamCassie October 6, 2010
Words you can keep

poopy fingers 

what you call someone when they smell like shit
Yo Rory you got hella poopy fingers bruh
poopy fingers by YoWhattupDawg October 21, 2019

Poopy Fingers (The legend) 

A talented collegiate scholar has decided to partake in the yearly event known as The Gasparilla Parade. Upon drinking all day the individual has become quite belligerent and rowdy...an example of which is when he refers to an african-american police officer through a racial term. After the epic parade, the overweight male decides to go clubbin with his boys.....while at the club he meets a very whorish drunk-as-fuck female. Almost immediately the male (later to be known as poopy fingers) wants to leave the club and get it in.....
The next morning, Poopy Fingers is overly happy upon his accomplishments from the prior night...these accomplishments include: going ass to mouth, anal intercourse and last but not least doing the one-finger reach around which resulted in having poop all over his hand the next morning.
Needlesstosay, this lad has a bright future!

Next Morning:
Kev: So man how was the night
Poopy: Bro it was a blast, I went ass to mouth!
Kev: WTF that's disgusting
Poopy: Whatever bro I loved it.....btw look at my finger, it has poop on it lol
Kev: You have some serious problems man....u are going to be known as Poopy fingers (The Legend)
Poopy: I know bro....u trying to drink later?
Next Morning:
RAK: So man how was the night
Poopy: Bro it was a blast, I went ass to mouth!
RAK: WTF that's disgusting
Poopy: Whatever bro I loved it.....btw look at my finger, it has poop on it lol
RAK: You have some serious problems man....u are going to be known as Poopy fingers (The Legend)
Poopy: I know bro....u trying to drink later?

SLU Poopy fingers (The Legend) 

A talented collegiate scholar has decided to partake in the yearly event in South Tampa. Upon drinking all day the individual has become quite belligerent and rowdy...an example of which is when he refers to an african-american police officer through a racial term. After the epic parade, the overweight male decides to go clubbin with his boys.....while at the club he meets a very whorish drunk-as-fuck female. Almost immediately the male (later to be known as poopy fingers) wants to leave the club and get it in.....

The next morning, Poopy Fingers is overly happy upon his accomplishments from the prior night...these accomplishments include: going ass to mouth, anal intercourse and last but not least doing the one-finger reach around which resulted in having poop all over his hand the next morning.

Needlesstosay, this lad has a bright future!
Next Morning:

RAK: So man how was the night

Poopy: Bro it was a blast, I went ass to mouth!

RAK: WTF that's disgusting

Poopy: Whatever bro I loved it.....btw look at my finger, it has poop on it lol

RAK: You have some serious problems man....u are going to be known as SLU Poopy fingers (The Legend)

Poopy: I know bro....u trying to drink later?

Pooey fingers 

When you finger your bumhole and shove frozen peas up there
Harvey johnson why are you giving yourself pooey fingers again, haven’t you done it enough??

Pooey Fingers 

When you take "K" (ketamine), and you loose it.
You go for a poo but instead of using toilet paper you use fingers... "Pooey Fingers"
Sam! (pooey fingers)
Why did you wipe poo all over my toilet?
It's the K, I've lost it just like I did in the Babylon Riot at Yarmouth
Pooey Fingers by Barry Buffalo November 16, 2007

poopy finger 

The correct term for Poopy Finger is the unintentional slipage of your finger off the tolite paper onto you greasy butthole, resulting in a "POOPY FINGER". If not washed will result in a nasty stomach when pablo servers you your soup. See Poopy Soup!
Pablo's poopy finger in my soup tore up my stomach....
poopy finger by Captain Spanky November 9, 2007
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