poopsmacker

A turd created and treated in the purpose of swatting a person across their face.

Noah has a habit of poopsmacking his friends with his well hardened feces. They then labeled him the group "poopsmacker".

by CantParadox January 14, 2016

poopsocker

In reference to players of MMORPG's that instead of taking a break to go to the bathroom, they take off their sock, defecate in it, and throw it aside for later disposal. Refers to someone who stays up all day and all night to play an MMORPG.

"Steve, how'd you make lvl 50 already? You were just lvl 45 a couple days ago. You friggin poopsocker!"

by bigjimdx May 15, 2005

poopsucker

1. one who sucks feces
2. term used to describe a fish who sucks debris off of surfaces as a food source.
3. a term used to describe someone who is generally unfavorable.

I put the poopsucker in my aquarium and it wasted no time to get right to sucking the shit.

My dad was being a real poopsucker when he kicked me out of the house to fuck some chick.

by Jon Fenner August 29, 2005

poopsmack

when someone gets smacked in the face with poop.

i gave bryson a large poopsmack.

by Luke Mangini March 31, 2005

Ponysmacker

To describe some one who excessively masturbates. A wanker.

"You are a right Ponysmacker"

by Vegetablerightsandpeas August 4, 2016

Poopsmack

When someone you are not attracted or don't even know try's to or does kiss you.

Ex: Yuck I just got poopsmacked from mr. Fugly right over there. Poopsmack.

by Tamtamlee January 10, 2014

poopsticker

n. - someone or something, that when hit with poop it sticks.

my poopsticker of a job sucks ass." or, "that poopsticker cock blocked me at the party

by shea time June 24, 2010