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1. Short for poopsalot, generally referring to gastrointestinally impaired people who defecate or flatulate on a more frequent than average basis.
2. asspoop backwards, thus signifying someone who instead of playing with the fecal matter of his or her peers (as asspoops generally tend to do), imposes their own fecal matter or fart gases as something for all their friends to enjoy, usually accompanied by the mention of the word "safety"
3. An unstoppable force involving midichlorians, most of the acts described in South Park's "The poop that took a pee," a perverted goat, as well as, of course, Vegeta from the Dragon Ball Z series. It must be noted that only one man has been able to achieve mastery of such dark magic, the tricky and evil Mista Poopsa from Albert Reynold's most famous epic "The Way of the Poopsa," only to meet a horrid end at the hands of a cruel thief seeking revenge, as a harsh reminder that one should never trifle with such unspeakable acts of evil.
1. Jared is such a poopsa; I bet you if you lit a match in his house it would blow up.
2. Guy 1: Gosh this room reeks let me give you something to spice up the air.
Guy 2: Omg you fucking poopsa, doorknob.
Guy 1: Hah too bad I'm wearing my safety belt.
3. Gosh that was quite an asspocalypse that Howard pulled off there. If he eats a few more tacos he should be well on his way to mastering the poopsa.
poopsa by MisterDot April 17, 2010
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Mista Poopsa 

The main character from Albert Reynold's epic, "The Way of the Poopsa". His malevolent trickery is notorious throughout the novel, and his reputation precedes him, causing him mishaps throughout his journey. He meets his horrid, but well deserved, end at the hands of a cruel thief whom Mista Poopsa had indirectly caused grief to earlier in his life. His name has become a term which is coined as an adjective in many educational institutions which have the book in its curriculum, to describe those with ill-willed feelings towards another.
"Hey Tony, I know Joe has been such a Mista Poopsa to you, but don't get too angry"

"My mom has been such a Mista Poopsa lately."
Mista Poopsa by MistaPoopsaFan69 April 14, 2010

Leaning Tower of Poopsa 

A turd so long it touches the bottom of the bowl before leaving one's asshole, causing the turd to lean and get poop on your balls.
The toilets in this foreign hotel are so shallow, I took a leaning tower of poopsa.

Poopacabra

Manifesting from the bowels of a being only to be described as the 'King of Thrones', this magnificent structure is often a high mixture of solids, liquids, floaties, and sands. With a stench that is the equivalent to a mixture of milk left in the summer sun and a bloated deer carcass, poopacabra can only be semi-masked with a mixture of sawdust and whiskey. The most notable part of the poopacabra is the inability to eliminate it on a single flush. It will generally require 4 to 5 flushes to get all of the feces forced through the plumbing however an unforgettable shit lining will stay in the toilet like a shadow of remorse.
Adam - "After four straight days of Mexican food and beer the poopacabra was unleashed. It took four flushes and still left a brown streak in the toilet and my roomie thought a murder took place in the shitter."
Poopacabra by F.O.S.F.F. 7O01 June 8, 2015

Pooparonus 

poop ah ro nus

Another word for diarrhea

A monumental eruption in the bowel
I can't go to school today because I have pooparonus
Pooparonus by Skylander "G" January 26, 2017

poopal area 

Another name for the bunghole, the asshole, the toilet muscle, the butt, the rosebud, the brown starfish, etc. -- the place where turds come from.

So named because it is in the area of the body where one generally leaves a shit (I know it's supposed to be 'takes a shit' but you don't take shits, you LEAVE shits!)
John didn't want to go to the dollar store with his sister this morning because his poopal area was feeling particularly shitty.
poopal area by Telephony July 6, 2013

poopacalypse 

Imminent and terrifying event of horrific pooping, that will result in great pain.
"Hey John, wanna come to the movies?"

"No, I can't about to have a poopacalypse!"
poopacalypse by Brikloss December 30, 2008
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