Poonapping

v. This is for when you're in the middle of a long shift, you can't stay awake, and you're in between breaks. You go to the restroom to take a dump, and while you're there you fall asleep on the toilet for a 20 minute power nap. You then walk out of the restroom refreshed and relieved, and nobody can write you up for sleeping on the job.

Zac: I can't keep my eyes open.

Drew: Could you drop a deuce?

Zac: Yeah, I could poop...

Drew: You should take a poonap.

~poonapping

Poonapping by mtfrkl March 11, 2015

podfapping 

Podfapping is the act of watching pornography on an iPod, or, in appropriate situations (such at school/work/or while using public transportation), jerking off to the pornography displayed on the iPod.

Podfapping is also known as iFapping or iFap, or podsterbating.

"When I get home, I'm gonna do some podfapping."

"Sure you can podfap when you're bored in clas!"

"excuse me, i need to go have an iFap"

"lets all podsterbate"

"BEST...PODFAPPING...EVER!"

podfapping by akumabito November 3, 2005

poonashing

when a man takes a lamp cord and wraps it around a girl's neck, plugs it in, and turns it on and off while fucking her.

Dude last night me and my girl were poonashing for so long that the lightbulb blew out!

poonashing by pooponkittens January 8, 2011

popcapping 

1. verb: To pop a cap in one's ass.

2. Playing games on popcap.com

1. I didn't make it to my friend's party 'cause I was popcapping some dudes.

2. I like popcap, therefore I'm popcapping.

popcapping by hazgirl22 August 7, 2008

Peenapping 

1. Sitting on the toilet when you're tired or sleepy or falling asleep in the middle of a pee.
2. Somebody waking you up to get off the porcelain throne just to go to bed.

I found my husband on the toilet peenapping at 4am, I had to wake him up to go to back to bed.

Peenapping by Bacon Butterfly October 1, 2021