poonapotomus
poonapotomus by duTiFul April 9, 2009
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poopapotamus
A gerthy poop that is gernally 6 inches long, that lurks right below the surface of the toilet water and ominously floats in circles.
As my butt began its decent to the toilet seat for a bowel movement I peeked between my thighs, and to my surpise a poopapotamus was staring right at me
poopapotamus by Buck Nasty Senior August 7, 2012
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pornapotamus by BaconMastert September 20, 2016
Poopapotamus
One whose inability to hold their bowels is the defining characteristic of their company. The stench of their full diaper overwhelms bystanders, and is so all-encompassing as to infect their views, and their breath, and cause disgust to others. Some poopapotami are also affected by brain rot.
Donald Trump is known to be a poopapotamus, whose diaper frequently needed changing on set of The Apprentice.
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