poonapotomus

The overweight sea cow that you'll have sex with.

Man that hot chick won't fuck me, guess I'm gonna have to get with that poonapotomus

by duTiFul April 9, 2009

poopapotamus

A gerthy poop that is gernally 6 inches long, that lurks right below the surface of the toilet water and ominously floats in circles.

As my butt began its decent to the toilet seat for a bowel movement I peeked between my thighs, and to my surpise a poopapotamus was staring right at me

by Buck Nasty Senior August 7, 2012

pornapotamus

A porn star dressed as a hippo. It is a weird and uncommon fetish.

I have never seen a pornapotamus because I'm not into that kind of thing.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

Poopypotomus

Dukster coined the phrase most likely representing some dude named Sam.

No, you are a poopypotomus

by Not funny nerd March 12, 2022

Poopypotomus

Dukster coined the phrase most likely representing some dude named Sam.

No, you are a poopypotomus

by Not funny nerd March 12, 2022

Poopapotamus

One whose inability to hold their bowels is the defining characteristic of their company. The stench of their full diaper overwhelms bystanders, and is so all-encompassing as to infect their views, and their breath, and cause disgust to others. Some poopapotami are also affected by brain rot.

Donald Trump is known to be a poopapotamus, whose diaper frequently needed changing on set of The Apprentice.

by UBStill April 5, 2024