A gerthy poop that is gernally 6 incheslong, that lurks right below the surface of the toilet water and ominously floats in circles.
As my butt began its decent to the toilet seat for a bowel movement I peeked between my thighs, and to my surpise a poopapotamus was staring right at me
One whose inability to hold their bowels is the defining characteristic of their company. The stench of their full diaper overwhelms bystanders, and is so all-encompassing as to infect their views, and their breath, and cause disgust to others. Some poopapotami are also affected by brain rot.
Donald Trump is known to be a poopapotamus, whose diaper frequently needed changing on set of The Apprentice.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"