poochertainment 

A means of entertaining your dog. Fetch with a ball or frisbee. Yanking on a tug-o-war rope. Swimming in the river. Squeaky toys. Treat puzzles. Heck lots of dogs even watch TV.

The Chuckit! may, in fact, be the greatest dog-human bonding toy ever made, what with the limitless slobber-free poochertainment it provides.

poochertainment by Mr. Teders November 15, 2021

pootertainment 

Entertainment to make the lonely act of pooping more bearable.

I forgot my pootertainment last night, it was like shitting in the 90's

"Why do you still play Candy Crush?" "Because that game is awesome pootertainment"

I went rogue on my pootertainment, read every bottle in my bathroom

pootertainment by aimecc April 28, 2014

Poopertainment 

Pronunciation: \,püp-er-ˈtān-mənt\
Funtion: Noun
Date: 21st century
1: the act of entertaining while taking a poop
2a: amusement or diversion provided especially by a technological device <like an iPhone, MP3 player or other handheld device capable of providing portable entertainment> b: something diverting or engaging: as (1): television (2): magazine or periodical
3: a device or other instrument suited for entertainment purposes that is capable of delaying the standard time it takes to relieve oneself.

"I better not forget to bring my poopertainment with me into the bathroom."

"My iPhone is fully charged, this should provide all the poopertianment I could possibly need."

"If it wasn't for this captivating article I probably would have been done hours ago, poopertainment has really increased my procrastination!"

Poopertainment by JShopinkski March 8, 2010

poopertainment 

Any form of bathroom entertainment than is viewed while on the toilet

The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Provided just the right amount of poopertainment while I took a dump.

poopertainment by T swizz October 18, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004