poopghetti

When your spaghetti looks/smells like poop and you think someone/something might have pooped in it.

"Aw crap man, I think my dog took a dump in my spaghetti! Now it looks like poopghetti!"

by Poopzilla4325 March 19, 2010

Poopshitting

pooping while shitting

I'll be coming in a minute! i'm still poopshitting.

by mike hawk islarj February 16, 2022

pooghetti

A long and thin, spaghetti like shaped piece of compressed fecal matter ejected from one's urethra after anal intercourse

I fucked a nasty hooker last night and got pooghetti.

by BadaBoom185 January 4, 2014

poosghetti

Poop that comes through the holes in athletic shorts, forming the shape of long noodles of shit.

Shit, I just got hit in the nuts so hard I made poosghetti!

by jeromejerome October 5, 2010

poonghetti

spaghetti with meatballs, italian sausage, and chili

I was so hungry last night, I whipped up some Poonghetti. That poonghetti surely hit the spot

by RobDeezle August 6, 2008

Poopsghetti

1. When you cook pasta and decide to mix lots of shit into the noodles, meat and sauce.

2. When you're on the toilet and the turds come out being very thin and numerous like noodles.

1. Guy: Poopsghetti is fucking disgusting man! Who'd ever eat that!?
2. Guy 1: I had to go number two really REALLY bad, but for some reason my crap ended up being really skinny
Guy 2: Oh that just means you were having Poopsghetti.

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 10, 2025

Prophetting

When you or your boy drops facts or knowledge like a prophet would but you lowk don’t wanna sin and commit blasphemy so you just tell them they’re spitting like a prophet would (ur NOT LITERALLY saying they’re a prophet)

“Yo bro just crack and tell her you’re not tryna get cuffed because you want something casual”

“You’re lowkey prophetting right now”

by Snuzzfinder_15 November 17, 2025