poop-erection

Having hard poop slowly come out of your anus and gradually get bigger until it is too heavy for your anus to hold.

Jonny had a huge poop-erection after eating 3 banana's.

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Pooprection

When you shit yourself and the poop pushes into the back of your pants giving the appearance of a backwards erection.

Person 1: Hey whats wrong with that guys pants?

Person 2: Dude thats totally a pooprection!

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A word to denote something a female, possessing a vulva or "pooter", finds sexually arousing. Similar to the use of female boner but better.

I totally got a pooterection watching a pole-dance video just now!

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Hot firemen give me a full on pooterection.

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WHEN YOU GOTS TO GO POO BUT GOT A STIFFY TOO.

Poor Jerome, He's had been in the bathroom for and hour and still has a pooprection.

POOPRECTION by CherryLipz September 28, 2020

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