Pooprection 

When you shit yourself and the poop pushes into the back of your pants giving the appearance of a backwards erection.

Person 1: Hey whats wrong with that guys pants?

Person 2: Dude thats totally a pooprection!

Pooprection by ChuckBazooka October 27, 2015

POOPRECTION 

WHEN YOU GOTS TO GO POO BUT GOT A STIFFY TOO.

Poor Jerome, He's had been in the bathroom for and hour and still has a pooprection.

POOPRECTION by CherryLipz September 28, 2020

poorection 

An erection resulting from built-up excrement pressing against the prostate.

"I'm gonna go drop a deuce before this wicked poorection gets out of hand."

poorection by digitallimit April 5, 2009

pootractions 

the very intense sudden cramping then disappearance of pain near the abdomen due to the very urgent need to release one's bowels. Similar to contractions from baby labor, however releasing poo instead of a newborn.

I have to shit soo bad, I'm having pootractions! Here comes another one!

pootractions by dont4geturjackiet June 10, 2010

Pooplextion 

When you eat so much crappy ass food that you can’t shit for days and then you get dirty ass zits on your face.

Roy: You look like you are going through puberty again.

Rachel: Nope. That’s just my pooplextion, Roy.

Pooplextion by Denim Allis May 18, 2018

Pooptraction

When you get the urge to poop and it comes and goes in waves.

I feel a pooptraction coming on right now.

Pooptraction by Zinantha March 30, 2019

co-pooperation 

co-pooperation is when something is co-operating... but poopily.

I'm so drunk my fingers are co-pooperation!

co-pooperation by Mattycake's December 16, 2018