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poop toot 

The act of snorting cocaine out of a woman's asshole.
Hey Brandi; when you're off that pole, come over so I can use your asshole for a poop toot.
poop toot by Marcos2011 October 24, 2014

poop toot 

Basically a fart

noun.
a flatus expelled through the anus.

verb.

to expel a flatus through the anus; break wind.
"Susan just let out a massive poop toot"

"Please excuse my poop toots!"
poop toot by dreamymeme December 17, 2016

poop tooth grin 

When you notice someone don't open their mouth when smiling cuz of rotten teeth.Only when they forget and laugh there true grill is revealed.
Wow did not know Nick had poop tooth grin till he laughed at one of my jokes
poop tooth grin by steelhead June 18, 2017

poop tooth 

A brown, discolored, single front tooth in a person's mouth.
1. When she smiles at me, her poop tooth makes me want to vomit.
poop tooth by ktrane March 2, 2004

poop tooth 

The resulting oral state after one brushes one\\\'s teeth with a toothbrush previously residing in a toilet, regardless of the clearity of the water.
I wouldn\\\'t go on a date with Kelly, I heard that bitch has poop tooth.
poop tooth by CaptainBald January 5, 2008

poop tooth 

When you swallow a tooth and then shit in the bathtub to sift through it and find the tooth. Then go to the dentist and have it put back in.
My main man Purp has a poop tooth.
poop tooth by bone429 October 28, 2006
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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