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Poop Toot 

The toots that come out right before you take a big poop. Usually extra stinky, a warning sign of what's to come.
Oh my God guys, my toot smells so bad! I think it was a poop toot! I'm gonna go sit on the toilet...
Poop Toot by pooptootsrock August 15, 2018
Words you can keep

poop toot 

The act of snorting cocaine out of a woman's asshole.
Hey Brandi; when you're off that pole, come over so I can use your asshole for a poop toot.
poop toot by Marcos2011 October 24, 2014

poop toot 

Basically a fart

noun.
a flatus expelled through the anus.

verb.

to expel a flatus through the anus; break wind.
"Susan just let out a massive poop toot"

"Please excuse my poop toots!"
poop toot by dreamymeme December 17, 2016

poop tooth grin 

When you notice someone don't open their mouth when smiling cuz of rotten teeth.Only when they forget and laugh there true grill is revealed.
Wow did not know Nick had poop tooth grin till he laughed at one of my jokes
poop tooth grin by steelhead June 18, 2017

poop tooth 

A brown, discolored, single front tooth in a person's mouth.
1. When she smiles at me, her poop tooth makes me want to vomit.
poop tooth by ktrane March 2, 2004

poop tooth 

The resulting oral state after one brushes one\\\'s teeth with a toothbrush previously residing in a toilet, regardless of the clearity of the water.
I wouldn\\\'t go on a date with Kelly, I heard that bitch has poop tooth.
poop tooth by CaptainBald January 5, 2008

poop tooth 

When you swallow a tooth and then shit in the bathtub to sift through it and find the tooth. Then go to the dentist and have it put back in.
My main man Purp has a poop tooth.
poop tooth by bone429 October 28, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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