poop rat 

Unofficial nickname of that nightmare inducing Cheazel T. Weasel from that box office flop known as Foodfight!

It is truly amazing how his character design reflects exactly what the movie is.

JonTron: @&?!&!!

Is that a poop rat!?
Is that a f@!&in' poop rat?

poop rat by I EAT BOOGERS FOR BREAKFAST September 12, 2021

Rat poop eater

Lara is a rat poop eater than I wanna slap.

Ew is rat poop coming litteraly hit her

Lara is a rat poop eater than I wanna slap

Rat poop eater by Cassidyiam October 5, 2020

Poop Ratchet 

Self descriptive 😉

Damn Girl! You poop ratchet

Poop Ratchet by S to the Andrew June 1, 2020

imminent poop to poot ratio 

A formal ratio calculated that measures gaseous emissions at varying phases of needing to take a shit, postulating that the more imminent the turd, the higher the volume and rate of concurrent farting.

My father explained that during the process of the massive turd being passed, his lab assistant calculated the “imminent poop to poot ratio” and concluded that the ratio obtained had in fact accurately predicted both the proximity of the exiting turd to the rectum as well as estimating its unorthodox, gargantuan size, by measuring the flatus emitted.

imminent poop to poot ratio by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019

poop to splash ratio 

The size of your poop compared to the splash it causes.

today, dans poop to splash ratio was 5:12. meaning his poop was 5 inches long, causing a 12 inch splash.

poop to splash ratio by laxbro3443 September 3, 2011

Semper Poopratis

Always enough toilet paper

Sally's 1,000 rolls of toilet paper in the closet is the semper poopratis of TP hoarding.

Semper Poopratis by deepsouthdoug April 19, 2020