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Also known as Guptill89 on his Youtube, Dylan Guptill is an eccentric man known for listing his "Top 10 Hottest Female Sonic Characters" and holding an intense hatred of Ray William Johnson's "Doin' Your Mom."

Isabella Loretta Janke. A hamster-boiling monster from Texas Tech University who planned to blackmail CWC into commiting suicide at the Everfree Brony convention for her LE EPIC TROLLING SCHEME LULZ!!1!11! which backfired magnificently since her conversation with CWC on their incestuous deeds were leaked online by a third party.

She bragged about allegedly molesting and generally creeping on other women in her university, and has a fetish for huffing cat turds.

Not even H.P. Lovecraft can conjure a woman as horrific as her.

Don't be an ILJ.