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poopjasterblevomulate 

the act of pooping, jizzing, bleeding and vomiting at the same time.
man, after eating that fried chicken, watching porn, stepping on a rusty nail, and afterwords smelling my large dump in the toliet...i poopjasterblevomululated. "Dude? did you just poopjasterblevomulate?"

Poonmastervan 

A nickname to any male who successfully scares a female into changing her daily routine to avoid him. Or a male who uses friends to hang out with chicks and tells his friends he hangs out with a lot of females.
Dude, here comes Poonmastervan, I heard he hung out with mass chicks last night!
Poonmastervan by JPiscool May 1, 2009

PoonMaster 

A man who every women wants to get with, and will call just to hear his answering machine, a master of poon.
Whoa did you see who that was! That was poon-nedelak the poonmaster.
PoonMaster by Semiahmoo Secondary December 6, 2006

Poonmaster 

a total boss who gets poon; the quintessential ladies man.
David totally is a poonmaster. He was with that chick all night.
Poonmaster by TotallyInsaneFU November 10, 2011

poopmaster

mike dropped a poopmaster on his mom
poopmaster by dan October 12, 2003

poopmaster69 

An epic username for every pro Fortnite player.
Also means the act of poop in a man's butthole and asking him to poop into your mouth, so you'd be eating your own poop.
"Dude, I'm so mad that Poopmaster69 killed me!"
"Bro, some homeless guy asked to do the Poopmaster69 with me."