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poop gas

Fumes in the hull of a sailing or sea vessel created from the holding tanks of toilet and human waste.
Our sailing trip was great, other than the smell of poop gas.
by Bban December 16, 2017
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Gas Assisted Poop

A poop that is launch using intestinal gasses as a propellant. The expanding gas in the lower intestinal chamber pushes against the turd, thereby making the pooper work less to force it out. Also referred to as a G.A.P.
"Dammit, I've got a job interview in 10 minutes, and I need to take a dump. It had better be a gas assisted poop!!"

"How does John manage to take big dumps after the surgery to fix his hernia?"
"Oh, he usually eats foods high in fiber, so he always gets G.A.P.s, it makes it much easier on him."
by blobular August 19, 2011
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Poop-gasm

The feeling of pure relief and the audible sigh a person makes when releasing a bowel movement that has been held in much too long.
After being stuck in a meeting for two hours Jack ran to the bathroom and had a poop-gasm in stall #2.
by Super Dave's Sidekick October 28, 2011
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Gassy Poop

When you're trying to make a dookie discharge, But you're sitting there spitting and sputtering like a 63 Chevy on a cold start, When you inevitably launch your vessel from your dry dock , into the porcelain ocean to find that it does indeed float.
I thought I was going to be in there all day having gassy poops, but it was bon voyage and off to the high seas in a matter of 5 minutes.
by Chad was here July 6, 2022
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poopgasm

The act of orgasming when excreting an extremely large stool of waste or when explosive diarrhea is occurring.
Man i just had the biggest poopgasm ever. My stool was easily 9½ inches long.
by rb45 July 29, 2005
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poopgasm

The feeling one gets after a dynamic crap that has been held in for more than two hours.
I passed out today in the dorm shitters from my poopgasm. IT WAS AMAZING!!!
by the_alex February 17, 2008
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poopgasm

A bowel movement so sexy, it causes one to slip into orgasm.
So I was sitting on the toilet,then suddenly I just experienced the greatest poopgasm ever!
by HamBungler May 17, 2008
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