poonaner 

Variation on the term "poon tang"

Courtney Love's all drunk and spreading her legs and showing her poonaner to everybody!

poonaner by Mary July 22, 2004

Poonaner 

A gay male

Gary is a poonaner

Poonaner by Yourmotherisawhore-ihopeyoukno July 22, 2018

poonaner 

a dirty bastard that won't stop talking shit, or just won't stop bragging about shit.

blowthetoad is a poonaner; a poop covered banana.
Stick a banana up your ass and shit it out.

poonaner by bread infection December 28, 2005

poonaner 

One who is even bigger then a pooner. Quite possible the biggest pussy alive.

Candice, Scott is a poonaner.

poonaner by Ryan Reeves July 9, 2003

poonaner  

What you call someone when you just don't give a fuck.

"john will you come play ninja master with me?"
"You Poonaner , who do you think you are?"

poonaner by ChrisFields March 25, 2008

poonaner 

what eric cartman says instead of vagina or pussy in the episode of south park "scott tenorman must die"

"scott, scott! courtney love is in south park! shes all drunk and spreading her legs and showing her poonaner to everybody! you gotta go check it out! i'll watch your house for ya!"

poonaner by felixkrankenssock February 6, 2022

Poonaner Jones 

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.

1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.

Poonaner Jones by Hey Dood April 17, 2013