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poon wagon

A crappy purple Saturn belonging to a student
The group of kids piled into Chris Martin's car, the poon wagon, to go downtown for some fun after school.
by AITE_Student June 22, 2009
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poon wagon

Can be used to describe an automobile that either:

a.) Gets you tons of poon.
OR
b.) A ride that is so beat up that it is a joke.
a.) That kid gets so much poon cause of his poon wagon.

b.) My poon wagon is in the shop again. I hope my mommy or daddy can give me a ride to the mall.
by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005
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poon wagon

a sexual or romantic bandwagon; to be on the poon wagon means to be in a relationship or simply getting tons of ass. Typically a phrase used towards males.
Rodney: Hey man you've been hitting on her for weeks, just hop on the poon wagon already.
by BallsDeepInVaseline September 29, 2011
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Poon Wagon

A Poon Wagon is the same as a Train. The only difference is that a Poon Wagon is a number of females and only one male.
"Yo son I got poon wagoned last night"
by Martinez53 October 24, 2008
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Poopwagon

A device to keep poop from smearing on the bottom of the toilet. It carries the poop along the toilet and down smoothly without leaving traces behind thus eliminating any evidence. The poopwagon is accomplished simply by placing a long strip of toilet paper in the water vertically before pooping.
I rode the poopwagon in the bathroom because I didn't want anyone at work to know it was me who had just pooped.
by Megan B August 21, 2007
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poontagonist

The object of one's sexual desire/frustration who lends to the overall dramatic plot of one's own carnal existence. Can be used in fictional or real-life terms.
Stumpy: 'Dat prop Estella Havisham in "Great Expectations" is merely da poontagonist of Phillip; had he shagged dat fine bitch-ass he'd of moved on to all dem ripe artshop ho's who be wantin' on him and wulda neva looked back!

Butch: You've never appreciated Dickens' work.
by Last-droP May 14, 2008
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poowagon

did you see how sally was dragging that poowagon
by Wayback May 5, 2017
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