Definitions by BallsDeepInVaseline

poon wagon 

a sexual or romantic bandwagon; to be on the poon wagon means to be in a relationship or simply getting tons of ass. Typically a phrase used towards males.

Rodney: Hey man you've been hitting on her for weeks, just hop on the poon wagon already.

poon wagon by BallsDeepInVaseline September 29, 2011